A conversation between boys

I thought I would share the conversation my children were having while eating lunch today. I like to eavesdrop on them because I am usually rewarded with laughter...

Z: "I'm the oldest so I am the smartest"

J: "I'm smart!!"

Z: "You're the littlest so you're a little smart but not that smart"

Few minutes later

Z: "LESS TALKING MORE EATING!!"

J: "No, more talking, less eating!"

Z: "No Josh, you are pupposed (supposed) to be EATING!!"

Another short lull

Z: "Let's play the quiet game, whoever stays quiet the longest wins, ok?"

10 seconds of silence followed by

J (whispering): "I want to be the loser"

Z (whispering): "No Josh, you have to be quiet to win!"

J (whispering): "I don't want to win, I want to be the LOSER!"

After this the conversation disintegrated for awhile into a "Worms" battle (for those that don't know it's a game), for those that know the game it went something like this

Z: "AWWWWW FIRE PUNCH!!"

J: "AWWW FIRE PUNCH!!!"

Z: "VICTORY!!!"

J: "AWWW FIRE PUNCH!"

Z: " No Josh you have to say VICTORY!!"

J: "VICTORY!! I have a bazooka!"

Z: "I have a gu-nade (that's grenade)"

And so on, if you have no idea what I am talking about when I say "Worms" that conversation will likely mean nothing to you lol.

From there the conversation continued to digress into random phrases, where "pee!" and "poop" were shouted and I had to stop my eavesdropping and intervene. Still, I love my boys, crazy & strange as they are sometimes. What'd I expect anyway (?), their mine. :)

My boys in their "Fire punch" bandanas. Again, if you've never heard of "Worms" this will be nothing but a cute picture lol